Et voici mes citations préférées des cinq premiers épisodes :

Episode 101 :

Veronica Voiceover : This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune, California : a town without a middle class.

Veronica Voiceover : And let's not forget Logan Echolls. His dad makes twenty million a picture. You probably own his action figure. Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours.

Weevil : Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is, is when she's riding my big old hog, but even then it's not so much words, just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
Veronica : So it's big, huh?
Weevil : Legendary.
Veronica : Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. [gasp] We could go to prom together! What? What seems to be the problem? I'm on a schedule here, vato.
Felix : Dude, Weevil, don't let blondie talk to you like that!
Veronica : Sounds like your buddy here wants to see it too.

Veronica Voiceover : Quite a reputation I've got, huh. You wanna know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

Episode 102 :

Wallace : Yeah, you realize don't you, that this guy you're trying to help out duct taped me butt-naked to a flag pole just last week?
Veronica : Man, you really hold a grudge.
Wallace : Yeah, I'm funny that way. Hey, you're welcome for those records.
Veronica : Wallace, King Kong ain't got nothin' on you.

Veronica Voiceover : I should have walked to Gold Coast. It's only 30 miles, but with the awkward silence, it feels like 300. In five seconds, I'm just gonna do the Charlie's Angel roll right out of the moving car. 5...4...3...

Weevil : Veronica Mars. I hear you're to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn't you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

Episode 103 :

Troy : Let me see your phone.
Veronica : What are you doing?
Troy : It is now booty-call-enabled.
Veronica : In case I need a little late night action?
Troy : Action. Investment advice. Whatever.

Keith : How was your date?
Veronica : Oh, you know. Lousy conversation, but the sex was fantastic.
Keith : That's not funny.
Veronica : I don't know. I'm pretty sure it was.

Episode 104 :

Keith : Oh, hey, I forgot to tell you: if he's gonna be kissing my daughter on my porch for eight-and-a-half minutes, I'll need to meet him. Sweet dreams, honey.
Veronica : Is that really necessary?
Keith : He's taking up a lot of daddy-daughter time. I hardly get to see you.
Veronica : I see you constantly.
Keith : Oh, sure. You see me, but we don't do anything.

Karl : I'm sorry. Didn't I tell you that it had to be in cash?
Veronica : Did you?
Karl : Remember? I can't deposit anything at the bank because all my accounts are frozen...until my birthday.
Veronica : Okay, I'll… it must be the hair. Blonde.

Wallace : It's not going to work. You can't take the cool outta me. Look -- pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice!

Lilly : What did you think of Veronica the first time you saw her?

Logan : I dunno, I thought she was hot.

Veronica : I was twelve when you moved here!

Logan : Oh, and like you weren't working it in your shorts and your knee socks.

Veronica : That was my soccer uniform!

Logan : Whatever, it totally worked.

Logan : A little girl-on-girl action in the limo!

Duncan : Oh, man! Dude! That's my sister and my girlfriend.

Logan : Yeah, dude, like that one's not in the rotation.

Logan : I've never taken matters into my own hand in the boy's locker room after watching the cheerleader tryouts.

Duncan : Dude, you are so dead.

Veronica : Please tell me this happened before we dated!

Episode 105 :

Veronica : Your monkey's gonna have to ride in the back.

Logan : Ha ha. Nice car. Must have been a huge cereal box.

Logan : Thanks for the ride. This mean you're gonna play nice now?

Veronica : Walk in front of the car. We'll see.

Ms. Dent : Remember, start with light, easy questions first. Let your subject get comfortable.

Ashley : So, Ms. Mars, how do you respond to rumors that your boyfriend hooked up with strippers in Tijuana last weekend?

Veronica : Ms. Banks. Have you decided which parent you're going to live with after the divorce? And if I may, a followup: can you believe your father's choice in mistresses?

Troy : Hey, sexy. Gimme a kiss, make all my troubles disappear?

Veronica : All your troubles? That would take a lot of kissing. I'm just glad we weren't dating when you were kicked out of those two schools for drug possession and trafficking. My lips would've fallen off!

C'est tout pour le moment ! Mais dès que j'aurais vu les épisodes suivants, je remettrai mes citations préférées. Et chaque épisode aura sa review, tiens. Allez, on y croit ! J'essayerai même de trouver des photos.